Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Time Warp


Activists Scientists Ask Reyes: After Selling Our Mineral Resources, Are Our Energy Resources Next?

This is not true. He has left some for Atienza to finish off what he began.

Atienza Off to
Singapore to Attract Mining Investors.

To insure success he should bring along the DENR’s own findings on Rapu Rapu Group. It would help if investors know that, in the Philippines, they can violate practically all mining conditions and get away with it.

On Glorietta Explosion: Scientists Group Calls For Independent Investigation To Avoid Whitewash
.

Since the elections of 2004 we never knew what and whom to believe in.

Scientists Highlight Need For Genuine National Information Network
.

Why not? After the CTE-NBN deal we can survive another.


Scientists Warn DOE On Nuclear Energy And Privatization.

Yes. Nuclear energy is only for first world countries. We are happy enough being third world.


Government Eyes Takeover Of Rice Warehouses.

After seeing their stacks of NFA rice, why not? But not to worry! It’s all just for show. No charges will be filed. Their partners in the government will not fail them, and themselves.


PNP Can’t Find Lintang Bidol.

The safest place to hide is still under a woman’s skirt.


Mrs. Arroyo Issued The Order Lifting The Import Quotas. Any businessman can import rice and corn for as long as they pay tariffs.

Why not? Rice importation is lucrative. Planting rice is never fun.

With The Rising Prices Of Consumer Goods, MalacaƱang Asked Yesterday The Regional Wage Boards To Study The Possibility Of Raising The Minimum Wage.

Studies can’t fill-up empty stomachs but it can raise hopes. False ones!

Favila Clarified That The Country Is Not Facing A Food Supply Crisis But A Problem With Rising Prices.

This must be higher or lower economics. Economics 101 tells us it can't be so.

NFA Insists Rice Supply Enough.

This is why we have to line up for hours and hours for two or three kilos each.

The President Last Week Unveiled A Plan To Increase Food Production Through Increased Spending On Fertilizer, Irrigation And Infrastructure, Education And Research, Credits For Farmers And Distribution Of Higher-Yielding Seeds.

We are on a time warp. It's always April 1st.



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